內容簡介
內容簡介 2019年新增全新負面金句、更新「沒用的塗鴉」、「你永遠不會聯絡的人」、「銀行最不安全的提問」等版面。負能量滿滿，年度最解壓的日誌徹底紓解負面情緒，暗黑版心靈雞湯「有史以來最棒的日記本。」─《Metro雜誌》「忠於展現真實的自我，負能量萬歲！」─《英國衛報》「魯蛇必備，非買不可！」─《紐約時報》如果你自認是個新年幹盡十足，過一陣子卻又開始對人生充滿無盡的失望，你絕對值得擁有這本負能量滿載的失望日誌。失望日誌將幫助你記錄人生所有生活黑暗面，掃除虛幻且無聊的樂觀主義。日記本沒有劃分任何具體的年份，卻清清楚楚標記人人都痛恨的「星期一」，幫助你記下如何開始悲慘的一週。此外還註記許多殘酷的人生警語，例如「如果無知是幸福的，你又有什麼好悲傷的」、「把握當下，及時行樂」等。日誌同時也標註特殊的重要節日，名人忌日；旅遊必用金句以四國語言標記，例如「我上錯飛機了」、「我丟了護照」、「一位，謝謝」。熱愛黑色幽默且痛恨偽善正能量的你，絕對不容錯過！MORE DISAPPOINTING THAN EVER'Best. Diary. Ever' Metro'Cheeringly depressing' Guardian'Abandon all hope, ye who buy it' New York TimesPerpetual Disappointments Diary is a downbeat journal for pessimists, cynics and losers everywhere. You'll love it.Ground yourself with a weekly demotivational proverb ('If ignorance is bliss, why are you so sad?', 'Crappe diem') and reminders of Notable Deaths. Travel the world with Useful Phrases translated into four languages ('A table for one, please', 'I have destroyed my hire car'). And save time with templates for Apology and Passive-Aggressive Notes.This may not be your year. But this is definitely your diary. This diary is not specific to one year – they are all basically the same.* 2018 Edition includes:Brand New Demotivational Proverbs, The Quantified Loser, More Notable Deaths, On This Day, Bank Insecurity Questions, Gaping Void Ahead, People Who Never Call, Notes Towards A Dull Novel, Pointless Doodles"
